I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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