I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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