Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This girl is more easily done than said...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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