YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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