Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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