Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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