Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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