no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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