Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
But break dance skills will only take you so far
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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