white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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