I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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