take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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