Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
as a side note pls kill me
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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