Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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