i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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