Tell her she can't have a vagina
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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