i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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