Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
