Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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