I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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