I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just cropdusted the office
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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