Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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