marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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