but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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