It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
