do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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