sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
birth control should be required to get into college
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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