Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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