worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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