why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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