plz talk dirty to me
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
