at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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