i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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