that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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