he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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