I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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