Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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