Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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