Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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