can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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