Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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