We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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