Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
