Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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