is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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