I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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