At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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