Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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