She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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