If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Someone signed my nipple.
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