is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
As shirtless as possible
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
wow bdsm is so cute
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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