Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
