If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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