Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
it's like iHOP with fire
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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